Our pastor is a Protostant spy!
Last summer, my mom said something about teaching theology at our parish or something so that the teens could learn to defend our faith, but Fr. got all jumpy and snappy saying something like, "All Religions are the same!"
When we went up to Hartford to protest the new bill they wanted to pass, Fr. refused to go.
His dream is to one day see women and married priests.
Yeah, definately a protostant spy. :P