Random quotes from the Twilight Movie...

Cuz I have no life. Hey, whatcha gonna do?

Isabella Swan: How old are you?
Edward Cullen: Seventeen.
Isabella Swan: How long have you been seventeen?
Edward Cullen: ...awhile. <--- One of my (many) favorites


Isabella Swan: Clair de Lune is great.
Edward Cullen: [Edward spins Isabella around and she gives him a look] What?
Isabella Swan: I can't dance
[laughs]
Isabella Swan: .
Edward Cullen: Hmm... Well, I could always make you.
Isabella Swan: I'm not scared of you.
Edward Cullen: [laughs] Well you really shouldn't have said that.


Jessica Stanley: Bella! Guess who just asked me to prom. I totally thought Mike was gonna ask you, actually. Um, it's not gonna be weird though, right?
Isabella Swan: No, no. Zero weirdness. You guys are great together.
Jessica Stanley: I know, right?


Isabella Swan: Are you going to tell me how you stopped the van?
Edward Cullen: Yeah. Um... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it. <---- AMAZINGNESS!!


Edward Cullen: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Isabella Swan: What a stupid lamb.
Edward Cullen: What a sick, masochistic lion. <---- *sigh*


Isabella Swan: Will you tell me the truth?
Edward Cullen: No, probably not.
[Bella turns away slighly angry]
Edward Cullen: I'd rather hear your theories.
Isabella Swan: I have considered radiocative spiders and kryptonite.
Edward Cullen: All superhero stuff right? But what if I'm not the hero? What if I am the bad guy?
Isabella Swan: You're not.
[Edward smiles]


Edward Cullen: That's what you dream about? Being a monster?
Isabella Swan: I dream about being with you forever. <--- *swoons*


Isabella Swan: Badly as in... I become a meal.
[Alice comes in through the window]
Alice Cullen: Hi Bella!
[Walks up to Bella and hugs her]
Alice Cullen: Oh, you do smell good.
Edward Cullen: Alice, what are you-?
Alice Cullen: It's okay. Bella and I are going to be great friends.
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Sorry, Jasper's our newest vegetarian. It's still a little difficult for him.
Jasper Hale: Pleasure to meet you.
Alice Cullen: It's okay Jasper, you won't hurt her.
Edward Cullen: Alright, I'm going to take her on a tour of the rest of the house.
Alice Cullen: Well, I'll see you soon.
Isabella Swan: Okay.
Esme Cullen: I think that went well.
Esme Cullen: [to Rosalie] Clean this up! Now! <---- AMAZINGNESS!


Esme Cullen: Here comes the human.
[Bella and Edward walk around the corner]
Esme Cullen: [Runs up to Bella] Bella! We're making Italiano for you.
Isabella Swan: Okay.
Edward Cullen: Bella, this is Esme, my mother for all intents and purposes.
Isabella Swan: Buon girono?
Esme Cullen: Molto Bene!
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: It gives us an excuse to use the kitchen for the first time.
Esme Cullen: I hope you're hungry.
Isabella Swan: Yeah, absolutely!
Edward Cullen: She already ate.
Rosalie Hale: [Breaks the bowl she's holding] Perfect!
Isabella Swan: Yeah-it's just that I know... I know you guys don't eat.
Esme Cullen: Of course, that's very conciderate of you.
Edward Cullen: Just ignore Rosalie. I do.
Rosalie Hale: Yeah! Let's just keep pretending like this isn't dangerous for all of us.
Isabella Swan: I would never tell anybody anything.
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: She knows that.
Emmett Cullen: Yeah, well the problem is... you two have gone public now so...
Esme Cullen: Emmett!
Rosalie Hale: No, she should know. The entire family will be implicated if this ends badly.
Isabella Swan: Badly as in... I become a meal.


Edward Cullen: Hold on tight spidermonkey <---- self explanatory.


Rosalie Hale: Is she even Italian?
Emmett Cullen: Her name's Bella! <---- giggle


Isabella Swan: Look, You gotta give me some answers.
Edward Cullen: Yes... No... To get to the other side... 1.772...
Isabella Swan: I don't need the square root of pi. <--- this was so funny in the movie!


Edward Cullen: You see, every person smells different, has a different essence. If you locked an alcoholic in a room full of stale beer, he'd gladly drink it. But he could resist, if he wished to, if he was a recovering alcoholic. Now let's say you placed in that room a glass of hundred-year-old brandy... How do you think he would fare then?
Edward Cullen: Maybe that's not the right comparison. Maybe it would be to easy to turn down brandy. Perhaps i should make our alcoholic a herion addict instead.
Isabella Swan: So what your saying is, I'm your brand of heroin?
Edward Cullen: Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin.





Up next, awesome avatars from Twilight.


And NO I am NOT obsessed.
















OK. Yes I am.

When you live forever.... What do you live for?

I'm sorry! My Twilight obsession is... not good. Not good at all. It's getting to the point that my Harry Potter obsession was five years ago. And those who know my IRL, that's scary. Very scary. Anyway, I was watching random Twilight-y things on Youtube, and I decided that I would make a better Bella than Kristen Stewart. At least from what I saw. Of course, reading the book for the first time a week ago, I saw myself as Bella.... and Robert Pattinson as Edward. :p He was perfectly cast.


Just one last random Twilight quote.


Bella: How old are you?
Edward: Seventeen.
Bella: How long have you been seventeen?
Edward: ................ A while.


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OH YEAH!! that's like my favorite part. And I know they didn't cut it out of the movie cuz it was in the trailer.

Quote of the day... 6-19-08

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.

Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007)